I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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