the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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