She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
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