you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Boobs speak an international language.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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