You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
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I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
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he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter