Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
We should try that some time.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
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About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
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How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.