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(434): View more from Virginia

ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl

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(678): View more from Georgia

If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.

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(716): View more from New York

Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?

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(703): View more from Virginia

Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.

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(847): View more from Illinois

cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me

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(636): View more from Missouri

She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome

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(309): View more from Illinois

They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?

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(425): View more from Washington

You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐

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