He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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