do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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