im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
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Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
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I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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