Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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