is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
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You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
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They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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