love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Randomize
