big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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