I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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