PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
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