But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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