If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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