apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
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he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
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I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize