I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
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