I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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