You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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