i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
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i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
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Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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