What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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