in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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