It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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