He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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