Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
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It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
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Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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