at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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