You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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