honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
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Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
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You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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