if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
