Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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