By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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