If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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