Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
