So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.