please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
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We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
You took a bar mat shot.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
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I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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