How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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