Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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