And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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