YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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