About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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