yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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