is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
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Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
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While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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