im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Randomize
