WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
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Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
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Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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