Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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