Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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