Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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