can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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