Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
He kissed a someone with a penis
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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