thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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