So drunk, too bad you don't want this
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
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he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
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we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
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