This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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