i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
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That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
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Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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