she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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