Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
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had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
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Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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