So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
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Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
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He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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