I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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