Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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